It All Began With a Kiss...

August 2005.

A photo of you "blowen" kisses to the photographer. You, shirtless, standing in a river. Of course, I thought you were making a monkey face.

Thus begins the mis-interpretation of messages that plagued our relationship from day one.

You, blowen kisses.

Me, thinking you're making a monkey face.

Either way, I clicked Yes and the die was cast.